Question and Answer session:Q: You stated that Cheney would get a staph infection, after getting everyones hopes up, it turns out he is ok.
A: Karma has decided to keep Cheney alive long enough to see Scooter Libby behind bars, after which he'll have a staph infection. Hey, I'm not the Karma police, that's how Karma wants it, that's how it'll be.
Q: Who hates Gays more, the American right wing politicians or the Polish right wing politicians?
A: This is an easy one! Polish politicos of course! American right wing wackos even have lesbian daughters (see Dick Cheney), American right wing wack jobs are all talk, trying to get the stupid vote, while the Polish right wing politicians really DO hate gays.
Q: Did legalizing gay marriage in Sweden destroy the rate at which couples got married in Sweden?
A: Stop watching that idiot O'Reilly, please, oh please, he REALLY, REALLY, REALLY is a complete fucking moron. And when did Sweden legalize gay marriage, wasn't it civil unions?
Q: Are you asking yourself these questions?
A: Who wants to know?
Q: You were SO RIGHT about Tatum Bell!
A: Damn straight.
Q: Where do you get your pictures?
A: I steal most of them, and rarely do I give anyone credit. So sue me! (Um, I'm just joking, don't sue me, just write me a nasty letter including cease and desist language)
Q: Where did you steal the image to the right?
A: http://www.coe.nitech.ac.jp/ and it's meant to suck!
Q: Whatever happened to the shoes in your hallway?
A: Gone! Except for like a pair, I don't get it, just keep ALL of your damn shoes in your place, is that so hard?
Q: Could a drunk Bush do any worse then a sober Bush?
A: See, it wasn't really a question, I was just trying to... oh forget it, the answer is no.
Q: Who wins this week, Poland or England? Sweden or Iceland? Angels or White Sox?
A: Poland 2:0, Sweden 3:0, White Sox in six.
3 comments:
I had this brilliant post about England-Poland match being like it was in 1973 (everyone still talks about how Poland 'beat' England and went to the world cup in Germany...etc, etc...) and then Holland go and spoil it all with a draw that means that it doesn't really matter who wins. Bugger. Another one in the bin!
If Poland wins this game it will still be one of the biggest events in the history of Polish soccer. 1973 was of course the game in which England took 35 shots on goal and Tomaszewski, known as the Clown, was able to save all of them but 1. Poland and Enlgalnd drew 1-1.
Unfortunatley the British press keeps going to the same well everytime Poland plays England, and they always ask Tomaszewski's opinion. The guy is a media whore, never believe a word out of his mouth.
Damn limey bastards!
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